Insurance Company Priorities

Posted by mobile phone:
I went to my local cell phone store today to upgrade my phone. As I was waiting for my new phone to be set up, I was reading through their pamphlet on cell phone insurance. Under the section on ‘exclusions’ from coverage included - I kid you not - ‘undeclared, nuclear, or civil war; and rebellion, revolt, revolution, or government actions taken to surpress any of the above.’

So be forewarned! In the event of civil war, nuclear holocaust, or revolution (do rightwing revolutions count?), you’re going to have to buy a new phone. Mindboggling…